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Sherri and Gloria were a little early as they returned to school from lunch and a lot of kids were still milling around the hall, just killing time until fifth period started. Sherri turned to Gloria and said, "Ya know, I'm still hungry, how about you?" Gloria looked at Sherri and saw that look in her eyes! "Now wait a minute Sherri, we gotta be in class in less then fifteen minutes, and we don't have time for that right now," Gloria pleaded! "There's always time for Jell-o babe," shot back Sherri, "let's see if we can find Kenny!!!" Before Gloria could make anymore protestations, Sherri was off into the sea of students looking for Kenny. Now you may be wondering what Sherri was so hot for,but Sherri is one of the many females addicted to giving head to big cocks! Hardly a day goes by that Sherri doesn't have at least one good load of jizz shot down her hungry throat, and while Gloria likes to give head all right, it's just that she isn't hooked like a junkie on crack!
Cruising the halls, Sherri finally found Kenny leaning up against his locker reading a magazine, and after gliding up to him, she quickly came right to the point by asking, "Kenny, I need it bad, can you give me some sugar right now?" Kenny gave her and Gloria a fast once over, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Sure, follow me," he said, leading the two eighteen year olds into the empty dark gymnasium. Turning to face them, Kenny stood with his arms at his sides waiting for Sherri to make the first move. Dropping to her knees, Sherri unbuckled his belt and slid down his pants and short with one swift motion, exposing the semi-erect nine inch hammer that that hung between Kenny's slim muscular legs! Sherri took in a deep breath and savored the smell of Kenny's maleness as the aroma alone made her pussy saturate with her own juices! Sherri's hot breath made Kenny's cock begin to harden, and she moved in with her mouth, flicking her tongue over the satiny head and licking off the drop of precum that had oozed out of the slit! "Hurry up Sher," Gloria urged, "we don't have all day here!" Now closing her mouth over the big head, Sherri pumped the big erection with her hand as her head moved up and down the blue veined shaft! With her free hand Sherri reach out and pulled Gloria down so that she could taste the big pecker too! "Try it," she said, as she let the it slip from her mouth and pointed it straight at Gloria. Gingerly at first Gloria licked the big head and softly slid it into her hot little mouth while her friend urged, "Suck it girl, suck him harder!!!" After a few minutes of sucking, Gloria released her grip on the big pecker and returned it to Sherri who greedily sucked it back down her throat! Kenny now was starting to feel his nut sack get tight with the anticipation of a big cum, and while looking at Gloria he ordered, "Let me see your cunt, you little bitch!" After looking around to make sure no one was watching them, Gloria lifted her skirt and pushed down her panties, her dark bush standing out starkly against her creamy white skin while Kenny ordered, "Finger it, slut!!!" Gloria slipped her middle finger deep into her crack, which caused her to gasp as she found her erect little clitoris! By now Sherri was doing a "hoover" on Kenny's hard meat, and listening to Gloria gasping and panting as she frigged her slit, Kenny rushed towards his orgasm, while Sherri groaned as she felt his cock begin to spasm in her hand! "I"m cumming," stammered a shaking Gloria, as her finger flew over her little nub! Hearing Gloria was all it took to send Kenny over the edge, and seconds later his hot cum filled Sherri's mouth with blast after blast hitting the back of her throat, and while swallowing most of it, some still managed to run down her chin and drip to the floor. Sherri loved blowing Kenny because he always had so much cum for her!!!



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Sherri stood up and kissed Kenny on the cheek and said, "Thanks for the sugar!" "Anytime kid," he answered, "anytime!" On the way back to class, Sherri and Gloria stopped to talk to Amy about meeting after school to do homework. Gloria just shook her head and said, "You're going to suck her off aren't you?!?" Sherri, with a look of total innocence, said, "Who, me?" Gloria just rolled her eyes and headed off to class.

Amy's bedroom was decorated in pink and white with a lot of heart shaped pillows all over the bed. Sherri absentmindedly spun a pillow in her hands as the three girls made small talk about school, boyfriends, etc. Sherri steered the conversation towards summer vacation and pointedly mentioned that she had just bought a new bikini for this coming swimming season. Amy piped up that she too had just bought a new suit, and went over to her dresser and pulled it out. It was a bright yellow bikini with small white polka dots that was very skimpy. Sherri looked at it and wondered how it would look and Amy quickly volunteered to try it on. Taking off her sweatshirt revealed a large chest in a lacy low cut bra, and Sherri was surprised a the frills because Amy always seemed to dress kind of sloppy and tomboyish! Off came her khaki work pants and Amy soon was standing there in her bra and panties, but without even a moment's hesitation, she unhooked her bra and stepped out of her panties. Amy had a very nice body indeed, and Sherri and Gloria exchanged glances as Amy put on her new suit. When she got it on, she struggled to get it to fit comfortably, wiggling around, trying to make adjustments in the straps. Sherri said, "Let me help you with that," as she reached out and helped Amy try to fit into the two small pieces of fabric. When she was satisfied, Amy posed in the middle of the room, showing her front, back, and profiles.

When both Sherri and Gloria both commented on how beautiful she looked, Amy just blushed with pride! Sherri then mention that maybe the bottom was just a little crooked, and offered to straighten it out, so sitting on the bed with Amy standing in front of her, Sherri tugged and pulled on the front of Amy's suit. Now, ready to make her move, Sherri slipped her fingers inside and moved them around as if trying to align them, and when Amy didn't move a muscle in protest, Sherri continued to slide her fingers around inside Amy's suit bottom. Amy kept her pussy trimmed quite closely, so it was relatively easy to find her crack, so when her finger brushed over her clit, Amy stiffened, but still made no move to get away or stop Sherri from her probing! After almost a minute of this "accidental" touching, Sherri knew that she had her as she boldly slid the yellow bottoms off Amy's slim hips. It was as quiet as a funeral, but Sherri broke the silence when she calmly said, "Amy, I'm going to eat your slit, lay down on the bed please." Amy didn't make a sound, and did exactly as Sherri had ordered. Now on her back with her legs spread, Sherri let her tongue roam up and down the now wet crack, flicking her tongue over her erect clitoris, causing a moan to gurgle out of Amy's throat. More urgently now, Sherri bored in on her target, as the room now filled with the sounds of Sherri's loud cunt lapping and Amy's soft moaning! Gloria was sitting over in the corner working on her own clit, unable to believe how much sucking Sherri needed just to keep going!




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The harder she sucked, the louder Amy's groans became and Sherri looked up to watch Amy cum, and was not surprised to see that she had pulled her tits out and was kneading the hard nipples with her fingers! Gloria came over to Sherri and flipped up her skirt, exposing her ass and panties, and after grabbing the crotch of her undies, she gave them a hard jerk, exposing Sherri's hot slit to the open air and also exposing it to Gloria's hot mouth! She buried her face into her friends burning snatch and tongued her cunt as if it were a small pecker! Sherri was now going crazy with desire, as in her mouth was a beautiful pussy, and her own cut was being eaten alive by a true cuntlapper! All three girls were now racing to orgasm while their moans were now loud and overt! They didn't care who or if anyone could hear them, all they wanted to do was cum, and that's all they cared about! The little orgy was coming to a climax as all three girls started to peak at the same time, their pussies now on fire as the contractions in their crotches exploded into orgasms!! Amy ground her cunt into Sherri's open mouth and she did the same to Gloria, while Gloria frigged her own clit hard and fast, making her cunt explode like a tidal wave hitting the beach as all three girls lay in a heap of sweat, pussy juice, and twisted intertwined bodies as brutal orgasms over took them!!! Later on, all that could be heard was three people trying to catch their breath!

Finally regaining their composure, Sherri commented, "Nice suit, Amy!" "Thanks, Sherri," answered Amy, "I'll try it on again for you sometime!"

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I am a lucky man! Not many people have had their fantasies come true, but this actually happened to me back in the early '80's while I was a professional musician traveling around the country playing in major urban upscale hotels.

I always met beautiful women, and I've even had them go as far as leave their room keys on my keyboards or give me quick blowjobs in their car on my breaks, but I was usually attracted to the more "earthy" types. One week, an absolutely gorgeous girl who looked around 30 came in to hear the band a couple of times during the week. She would sometimes dance by herself right in front of the stage. I finally got up the nerve to approach her and ask her to sit and talk with me with drinks on one of my breaks. This became a regular habit during the weeks that I played there!(Somes places, we would play 5 or 6 nights a week for 2 or 3 weeks in a row). After a few times and a few drinks, our conversation got around to sex. Then while we were discussing fetishes one time, I told her that although I consider myself a pretty nice guy, I hadn't been able to explore my fetish fantasies as they turned most women off. She raised her eyebrows and nervously asked me what they could possibly be. After some hesitation, I told her that while I am open to most things, the things I love most are spiked high heels on nude women(she agreed!!), and anything to do with the words nasty, messy, wet and dripping. She just grinned from ear to ear. At this point, my break was over and she left and I never got to ask her preferences.

The next night, she came in the last set and all eyes in the room turned to her as she entered. She was wearing a very tight, hot pink knit minidress with matching spiked heels. She stood about 5'10" and had shoulder length brown hair and what appearred to be braless perfect C cup breasts which I had not noticed before because of the loose fitting clothing she had always worn previously. I could hardly concentrate on playing the music but I managed until the end of the show when she asked me if I'd like to party in the room SHE had got. Who was I to say no? We grabbed a 12 pack from the bar and headed up to her room.

When we got to her room, we drank and danced for a while. She then announced that she had to take a piss. I turned away to find a better station on the radio. When I turned back, she had not left the room but she had removed her dress and now looked like the ultimate object of male lust standing totally nude in her heels! Her breasts were the most perfect I had ever seen with nipples and auerole that stood up like another breast in itself!



She had her feet spread and her hands on her hips and said "Well?"

I said, "I thought you had to take a piss!"

"I do!", she said smiling.

I took off my clothes as fast as I could. I then leaned back, leaning against the desk, reached out and grabbed her nipples between three fingers of each hand and pulled her to me twisting them gently. She moaned and closed her eyes as our mouths met.While our tongues played tonsil hockey, she lifted her left leg and put it on the desk next to me. She the started to piss all over my cock and balls while we kissed. I was never so turned on in my entire life. This went on for about 40 seconds. When she was done, she stood back and looked at my cock which was throbbingly rock hard! Drops of piss still dripped to the carpet below and the insides of her thighs glistened with wetness. She then dropped to her knees, put her hands on my hips and began to suck on my piss covered cock like she hadn't eaten in months. I knew I wasn't going to last long. After a couple of minutes of non-stop head bobbing, she stopped and said, "Fuck my face!" She took her left hand and started to squeeze and pull on her nipples. Her breasts looked like they were going to burst! Her right hand stroked her clit at a furious pace. I stuck my cock balls deep down her throat and kept on pounding her mouth! She loved it! She started to tremble as she came for what seemed like forever! The only sounds one could hear were the wet sounds of her stroking her super wet cunt and the saliva on my cock as I pushed it in and out of her mouth. I wasn't going to last much longer so I told her open up her mouth and not to swallow. I pulled out and jerked my cock all over her face, lips and in her mouth. Only some of the come got in her mouth which she let drip out slowly while the rest of it dripped down off her chin and onto her breasts and pussy. She came again while she rubbed the come on her tits and clit. I stepped back and looked at the mess I made on this girl as she continued to masturbate with her eyes only on my dripping cock. I couldn't help myself and stuck my cock back in her mouth while any remaining come there drooled out the sides of her mouth and coated her chin once again as she sucked the rest out!



As my hard on subsided, I now had to piss. As I turned towards the bathroom, she just grabbed my hand and pointed to her mouth and said, "Here!"

I smiled and then proceeded to use her as my toilet while she kept on jerking off. My piss covered her face and breasts. She would take a bunch in her mouth and let it drip out onto her breasts. I just wet on her all over till I stopped about a minute later! She told me she had come 3 times for every time I filled her mouth with piss. I was in heaven!!!

We toweled down the carpet and headed to the shower to clean up where my soapy dick fucked her in the ass. I pulled out and came all over her beautiful hard nipples as I pulled and played with them slowly while she threw her head back moaning. We spent the rest of the night taking turns being on top in the 69 position. We fell asleep with our heads between each others thighs. The next morning, I ran down to the hotel's sundries store and bought all their baking soda for the carpet.(It wasn't my room!!)

We never saw each other again, but I will never forget it.Whew.....! I am a lucky guy!

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When I was 14, like everyone of that age, I was horny all the time. I had even made a dildo out of an old pom-pom, sickly and strangely enough. I used the little, rubber handle as my play thing.

I had a very private bedroom, the only one on the first stairs, and I had my own bathroom nearby, to boot...so I got away with a lot.





I had gone in my bathroom, and I was masturbating, almost ready to have a major orgasm. I heard my mom call downstairs, "Hey, Jamie is here!!!" That was my friend, and I guess she had come to invite me to go out and play ball, or something.

I just yelled back, "Could you tell her Ill be right there, Mom?!" No answer.

I didnt know then that my mom had already allowed Jamie to go down to my room already, and that she was hiding under my bed!!!!!

Before anyone could catch me, I scurried to my room with my pants around my ankles, pom-pom in hand. I closed the door behind me, and leaned against it, "finishing the job". I was sitting there, quietly moaning, got done, and pulled up my pants. I tossed the pom-pom behind my dresser, the usual hiding place. I opened the door to go upstairs to see my friend.

Just as I opened the door, out comes Jamie out from under my bed, smiling. "BOO!" she yelled, laughing. I nearly had a heart attack...what had she seen?!?!?!

We hung out the rest of the evening, and she never once let on that she saw me masturbating with a pom-pom handle.........GAWWWWW!!!! I still dont know what she saw, or if she saw anything. The thoughts have rolled through my mind, though, "What if she was under my bed, but facing the wall?" I figured that was the only way she wouldnt have seen! Maybe she was just being nice, and didnt want to embarrass me.





I still dont know, to this day. It was, by far, the most awful thing that happened to me, embarrassment-wise. Scope out the room before doing that kind of thing, thats for sure! Ive said it before and Ill say it again...the early teenage years are HELL!!!!!! Didn't know anything about sex toys back then but you can click one of the little banners in this post and find out all about sex toys

Ugh, I have have been embarrassed repeatedly by vibrators.

#1
Well, there was the time I had termites in my room, and had my boyfriend-at-the-time and my roommate came in to check out where they were
coming from. One of the guys got up on my bed to check the top of the window for cracks, tilting the headboard of my bed a bit, and my vibrator came rolling out right onto the bed. We all just stood there a second, speechless, then the
two of them cracked up so hard I thought they were going to wet themselves.

#2
And then there was the time my fiance-at-the-time (same boyfriend, now husband) helped me move my stuff from my dorm room to my mom's.

We'd backed the truck into the garage and were just starting to unload stuff while she was there standing and talking with us. She asked what that odd buzzing noise was coming from the back of the truck. His quick reply was "alarm clock". Somehow the
thing had switched itself on during the trip. It was all I could do to keep from laughing - how he kept a straight face, I'll never know.

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#3
My husband and I are staying at a Red Roof Inn and we're in the shower with a vibrator having fun. He got me into using toys, and we have ...mastered the art... of really having me enjoy them. Just when we finish I go to set it down on the top of the corner of the shower enclosure. Little did I know, that there wasn't really a flat surface there. It was instead hollow, and the vibrator fell between the corner of the wall and the shower enclosure! I lost my college vibrator at a Red Roof Inn.

#4
On a post 9/11 trip to Las Vegas, I was embarrassed, yet again. Since we live on the east coast, we had to fly. Since there is increased security and baggage checking, I decided not to put my vibrator (Hitachi Wand rechargeable) in my carry on luggage, instead put it in my checked baggage. I didn't want to be embarrassed going through the metal detectors.

Well low and behold the airport staff was randomly checking suitcases. Here we are standing in line ready to check our bags and this security lady grabs us out of the line and has up put our bags on a table so her personel could look through it. This other woman with rubber gloves unzips all the pockets and the main compartment and starts feeling around. Out of pure bad luck she bumps the vibrator's on button and it starts buzzing in the middle of the luggage. (I had it buried in the center of all my clothes) My husband just rolls his eyes and says, "I told you not to bring that"

Of course she grabs her walkie-talkie and says some code into it. Her supervisor comes over and she reaches into my packed clothes and pulls out my clothes and stares at it! WTF?! I'm saying to her the whole time, "No that's not necessary, it's my back massager!" But she didn't listen. The supervisor (a man) sees it, turns beat red, and hurriedly my clothes back on top of it and closes my suitcase.

There are all these people looking at us, pointing and laughing. Damn that was embarrassing!

For my 21st birthday, my friends threw me a huge bash at this apartment tower in San Francisco. There were tons of people there (about 50-60). Everyone was having a great time. Nothing too embarassing happened until later that night, and after being forced to take many birthday shots. First of all... I convinced a guy I was seeing at the time to have sex with me outside the apartment building onto the stairs. The apartment was on the 11th floor. Everything went fine, until my party decided it was cake time. I was no where to be found. I later found out that my sister's boyfriend came out to find me, saw or heard what I was up to.



.. and came back to the party with a bright red face saying "umm shes a little busy now". My party thought it was funny. If that wasnt embarassing enough, I later ended up passing out in my best friends bed... with all my clothes stripped off except a belt that I had on earlier at the party. My friends came home from clubbing (Which I was supposed to go with them, except I passed out too early)... and found me passed out. Five people walked in the door to the bedroom, and found me and gasped at the same time... laughing. I was pretty embarassed the next day to find out what they had saw. I also found out that the Stairs on every level of the apartment complex has cameras!! For the next few weeks, I was so embarassed to walk past the security guards, wondering if they were viewing the tape.

I was 21 at the time and I was out clubbing. I went to this one club and I drank just a little too much, okay A LOT! Anyway I met this super hot guy, let's call him Bob. I invited Bob over to my place, an apartment. We started to kiss, and I gave him a kiss on his privates and then we went to the bedroom.. I gave him some rope I had, i like that soort of thing, and he tied me up to the bed and we got our groove on. We then fell asleep together. When I woke up i was tied still and "Bob" was gone. I tried to get up but I couldn't. So the only thing I could do was yell, "Help!" I managed to push the police button on our phone.



The police came and saw me in the bare. As they walked out I heard one of them said that was the strangest thing he had ever seen. And it just so happened one of the cops asked me out on a date and now we are married, and he always unties me.

I live with my boyfriend and his family. We're all pretty considerate of each other's privacy because we live in a small house. We always knock before entering any room. Well, one morning my boyfriend and I were getting a little bit frisky, and one thing led to another and I was up on all fours. We were being quiet. So quiet in fact, that his dad must've thought we were still sleeping, because it was pretty early in the morning. He needed something in our room and didn't want to knock and wake us up. So, he just opened the door and there we were in all our passionate glory, me on hands and knees and him up behind me! He ducked and grabbed the blanket leaving me all exposed and ducking under nothing! I think his dad was embarrassed too because all he said was "Oh sorry!" and backed out.




Later we approached him about it, still laughing. He just apologized again and said, to top off the horribly embarrassing experience, "I'm sorry. I thought you guys were asleep. I didn't know you'd be up already, going for the gold!"

One day I had to bring in a video that I did for health class on safe sex. The video had to be a scene where you and the people in your group reject offers of sex.

It was early in the morning, so I grabbed the 1st tape I saw in my closet. I didnt pay attention to what the box said, I just took it out and brought it to school. When we put the tape in and pushed play the teacher got called out of the room for a second because the principal needed to see her. She took the tv controls with her as well...So we popped in the video and it was the wrong one! Me and my friends in my group and others had made a "joke" porn video.


It showed us naked with our boyfriends - well not totally naked, but my boyfriend had his pants to his knees and I was giving him head - everyone was crackin up because it showed all the girls and their boyfriends while the girls gave the guys head!

We couldn't reach the TV and my teacher had the controls. I thought I was going to break down crying, I wanted to die right there! And then I tried to fast-foward it, to check if the "real" video was on there..but my teacher walked in and pushed play and saw my boyfriend going down on ME!

After that my whole group was in trouble and were forced to go to guidence and the nurse to see if we had any diseases from having oral sex. We also got suspended for 10 days. It was so embarrassing and no one ever forgot it!

One night my boyfriend came over. He lived about an hour away so we never had that much alone time. When we finally did, it got ruined. This kind of a story has happened more than once....4 times to be exact. It seems we really have bad luck with sex.

You see, we've been caught by numorous people through out our relatioship. 2 of the times we were caught was by his brother, once by his friend, and the worst one of all...His father. One night we decided to plan a romantic and kinky evening but when we came down to it, it was everything but that.

We started out with the foreplay and what-not, then we got more into it.


Before i knew it, i was freakin on my boyfriend and about half way through his father just opened up his door and walked right in without even thinking. He came in to talk to my boyfriend about something but quickly turned around and walked out say that he'd talk about it later. I was so embarassed by this but my boyfriend was just laughing.

The next day, his father asked us in front of everyone if we were using protection. Im still shocked to this day that my boyfriends father had seen me in my birthday suit and we laugh about it now but only one lesson can be learned from this; always have a door with a lock.

Ugh, I have have been embarrassed repeatedly by vibrators.

#1
Well, there was the time I had termites in my room, and had my boyfriend-at-the-time and my roommate came in to check out where they were
coming from. One of the guys got up on my bed to check the top of the window for cracks, tilting the headboard of my bed a bit, and my vibrator came rolling out right onto the bed. We all just stood there a second, speechless, then the
two of them cracked up so hard I thought they were going to wet themselves.




#2
And then there was the time my fiance-at-the-time (same boyfriend, now husband) helped me move my stuff from my dorm room to my mom's.

We'd backed the truck into the garage and were just starting to unload stuff while she was there standing and talking with us. She asked what that odd buzzing noise was coming from the back of the truck. His quick reply was "alarm clock". Somehow the
thing had switched itself on during the trip. It was all I could do to keep from laughing - how he kept a straight face, I'll never know.

Just for your amusement, here are two more:

#3
My husband and I are staying at a Red Roof Inn and we're in the shower with a vibrator having fun. He got me into using toys, and we have ...mastered the art... of really having me enjoy them. Just when we finish I go to set it down on the top of the corner of the shower enclosure. Little did I know, that there wasn't really a flat surface there. It was instead hollow, and the vibrator fell between the corner of the wall and the shower enclosure! I lost my college vibrator at a Red Roof Inn.

#4
On a post 9/11 trip to Las Vegas, I was embarrassed, yet again. Since we live on the east coast, we had to fly. Since there is increased security and baggage checking, I decided not to put my vibrator (Hitachi Wand rechargeable) in my carry on luggage, instead put it in my checked baggage. I didn't want to be embarrassed going through the metal detectors.

Well low and behold the airport staff was randomly checking suitcases. Here we are standing in line ready to check our bags and this security lady grabs us out of the line and has up put our bags on a table so her personel could look through it. This other woman with rubber gloves unzips all the pockets and the main compartment and starts feeling around. Out of pure bad luck she bumps the vibrator's on button and it starts buzzing in the middle of the luggage. (I had it buried in the center of all my clothes) My husband just rolls his eyes and says, "I told you not to bring that"



Of course she grabs her walkie-talkie and says some code into it. Her supervisor comes over and she reaches into my packed clothes and pulls out my clothes and stares at it! WTF?! I'm saying to her the whole time, "No that's not necessary, it's my back massager!" But she didn't listen. The supervisor (a man) sees it, turns beat red, and hurriedly my clothes back on top of it and closes my suitcase.

There are all these people looking at us, pointing and laughing. Damn that was embarrassing!

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"Kelly" says she put the naughty toy in her bag after a night with her boyfriend, but forgot to bring it back home. Unfortunately, the thing popped out of her purse just as her boss walked into her cubicle with a colleague he wanted her to meet.

Kelly's boss started to introduce her to the co-worker but then saw the toy in her hand and said, "Oh, I see you're busy."

In Kelly's words, "I stood there, frozen in shock, still holding a purple plastic penis in my hand."

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Lets Face it if I mention Rabbit Vibrator you know what I am talking about and needs little introduction but few realise the workings behind this orgasmic sex toy.

A rabbit vibrator is essentially a standard vibrator. But don't be confused as there is one essential ingredient to this vibrator which will be explained later. A rabbit vibrator has a few extra features. The rabbit vibrator is designed especially for the needs of the woman not only for solo stimulation but to enhance lovemaking between couples. Rabbit vibrators truly shine as one of the best sex toys for women.

Over the years Rabbit Vibrators having been giving names as they have progressed. For example The Rabbit, Bunny Rabbit, Pearl Rabbit. Essentially these sex toys are all the same with the exception of variation of colour changes. Rabbit vibrators usually have a rotating or gyrating head. Most new rabbits can rotate both clock-wise and counter clockwise with a controller for the speed. The head is most often shaped like a penis to give a realistic feeling but can be found with a curved end for maximum g-spot stimulation.

Majority of them have small plastic or metal beads incased in the shaft that vibrates or rotates at varying speeds and directions which can intensify at a touch of a button. These beads serve to enhance the sensation of an orgasm much like a ribbed condom. When the muscles of the vaginal wall contract around these vibrating or rotating beads during an orgasm, the beads provide extra sensations. The beads are found only on a rabbit vibrator and are one of the features that make is so popular.

The second and if not most important feature of a rabbit sex toy is the rabbit ears hence the name rabbit vibrator. These ears are shaped much like the ears of rabbit which in turn vibrates and stimulates the clitoral stimulation as they come into direct contact with the clitoris.

When shopping for a rabbit vibrator look for variable vibrating speeds and rotations which can easily be controlled either by a fixed handle or a remote control unit. The rabbit is a tried and proven sex toy which was unanimously chosen as the "best vibrator" out of 40 different vibrators on Playboy TV's "Sexcetera" and was selected as the "best vibrator" on a radio station in New York City when pitted against the Hitachi Magic Wand.

To enhance your experience when using any vaginal or anal sex toy vibrator make sure to use water based lubricant such as Super Silk. With all this said sex toys can be a wonderful enhancement to lovemaking and a source of truly spectacular pleasure and these toys should not be used in place of your partner but with your partner.

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